October Suprise
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- Week in review
- Jeff Knoblock-Trailpoint Brewery
- Jim Crank – Crankers Breqing
- Chili Cook-Off Today, 1-4 pm.
Rules to teach your son:
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all.
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you are missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you, the one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. Your marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck, remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.